Humorous Fortune Cookies


Stacey Gustafson has a collection of humorous fortunes on her blog. Here is part of her post:

Do you believe in fortune cookies?  Take a break and enjoy “Don’t Fry Bacon in the Nude” and other funny fortunes.  This month I collected the best hilarious, snarky and celebrity fortunes for you.  Click on my link to get started, Stacey Gustafson.  Go get your funny on!


Stacey Gustafson



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For over twenty-five years, I've taught elementary grades, high school, and county special education classes. Now I am a field supervisor for teachers working toward their teaching credentials. I also teach writing classes in Dublin and Pleasanton, California. I have won 5 awards in short story contests, My stories are published in The California Writers Club Literary Review, and several anthologies including four times in Las Positas College collections. I have several book projects, but the two that have my immediate attention are HADA'S FOG, which is women's fiction, LILLI, a YA novel, and NORMAN IN THE PICTURE, a paranormal mystery. I have published an anthology WRITTEN ACROSS THE GENRES that includes writings from members of my writing classes and other writers. It's available on Amazon and Kindle.

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